But maybe that’s because he gets a cut of the profits.
It seems there’s nobody who enjoys lying around in his underwear and smoldering more than global soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. The 30 Best Celebrity Bulges 1. Cristiano Ronaldo Obvi we couldn’t count them all - you try doing your job with a bunch of conspicuous dicks staring you down - so let us know who we forgot, who your favorites are and who you’d like to see strip down to their skivvies in the near future.
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